Sure you're a little evil, but it's pretty cool.

a normal school day for hunger games fans

  • girls gossiping: So this girl, Jenn-
  • me: JENNIFER LAWRENCE WHAT.
  • friends at lunch: want some blueberries?
  • me: THAT'S NIGHTLOCK! YOU'D BE DEAD IN A MINUTE! DAMN YOU!
  • nurse: so i'm going to give you some sleeping pills and-
  • me: um, excuse me, no. it's called sleep syrup. DUH
  • teacher: is Josh here today?
  • me: JOSH HUTCHERSON. WHERE IS MY HUSBAND.
  • health teacher: and that is why you shouldn't do drugs or drink.
  • me: haymitch does not approve.
  • student: *accidently drops books on floor*
  • me: I HEARD THE CANNON. WHO DIED? THOSE DARN GAMEMAKERS!
  • guidance counselor: all right what careers have you thought about?
  • me: i kinda just don't like them. i mean, glimmer is a bitch. cato's vicious. clove is crazy with knives. marvel killed rue.
  • science teacher: today we are learning about insects. *brings out sample of bee* this is called a-
  • me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THOSE ARE TRACKER JACKERS. THEY'RE GENETICALLY ALTERED WASPS. STOP.
  • lunch lady: today we're serving pie for dessert.
  • me: sorry, i only eat pastries from the Mellark Bakery.
  • PE coach: *blows whistle*
  • me: RUE WHERE ARE YOU???!!?!? *whistles*
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When you try to quietly sneak around the house at night

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That awkward moment when you get hit by your own green shell on Mario Kart.

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What kpop did to me

  • Greeting someone: AYYOOO WASSUUUP
  • Saying goodbye: GOODBYE BABY GOODBYE!
  • When eating: EVERYBODY RICE EAT
  • Apologizing: SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
  • Calling a cab: MR. TAXI TAXI TAXI
  • Getting excited: HIGH HIGH, I'M SO HIGH
  • When is starts raining: OH OH OH OH HURRICANE VENUS!
  • Encouraging someone: DO IT DO IT CHU~
  • Curios of something: OH I'M CURIOUS YEAH~
  • Laughing so hard: ROLL LIKE A BUFFALO
  • Shutting people up: SO SHUT UP BOY, SHUT UP SHUT UP
  • Getting a massage: FEELS GOOD FEELS GOOD
  • Threatening a person: YOU BETTER RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
  • Saying something romantic: CAN YOU FEEL MA HEARTBEAT
  • Choking: I CAN'T TAKE MY BREATH BREATH BREATH
  • Praising myself: NAEGA JEIL JAL NAGA
  • Calling a random dude: HEY KOGI KOGI MISTER
  • Confuse: GULL I CANT EXPLAIN WHAT I FEEL
  • Try to comfort someone: BABY DON'T KEU-RAII TONIGHT
  • Your friend got message: YOU GOT A MESSEJI.
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This Is Not About You: Happy Birthday

samcta:

“I’m sorry but i have to go now

My mom is calling, my dad died.”

It’s what you always say

To me

I try to understand, but I dont know how

My mom and dad are still alive

I wanted you to talk

To me.

Maybe i’m being mean

You aren’t talking to me

I wanted to understand

I really wanted to understand

(Refrao)

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Cool story bro. Do you wanna hear mine? It’s a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a fuck. The end.

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harrypotterconfessions:

I’m born on July 15th. Somehow I’m ridiculously proud of that fact for no logical reason.


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“You like those men? But they’re like 30 something years old.”

Me:

ohhhh so true

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  • Science Teacher: Gravity-
  • Me: DON'T MEAN TOO MUCH TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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